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واحد راكب عربية صغيرة جدا ماشى بيها فى شارع صغير و و احد تانى راكب عربية كبيرة جدا وكل واحد عاوز يعدى من الشارع حدثت خناقة كبيرة ..

.المهم صاحب العربية الصغيرة بكل فخر قال لصاحب العربية الكبيرة:انت عارف العربية دى فيها ايه رد و قالوه لا قلوه العربية دى فيها عفريت قالو ورينى كده دعك العربية طلع منها عفريت كبير وقال:شبيك لبيك تطلب ايه قالو 2شاى و جاب الشاى المهم صاحب العربية الكبيرة أشترى العربية الصغيرة مقابل الكبيرة ودعك العربية بعد ما أشتراها و طلع العفريت قال صاحب العربية انا عاوز دهب وفلوس و عربيات زد العفريت:انا بعمل شاى بس



مرة فيل اتجوز نمله وبعد ايام زهق منها فقالها انتي طالق
فقالتله والفيل اللي في بطني


مسطول راح المحكمه القاضى بيسأله انت متجوز مين؟قاله متجوز واحده ست
القاضى:انت بتهرج هو فى حد بيتجوز واحد راجل
المسطول:اه اختى

واحد رخم عرف ان الاموات بتحس وتسمع باللى بيحصل حواليها
راح الترب و شغل الكاسيت على العالى باغنية الحياه حلوه


واحد باشا الزمن دار عليه وافتقر حب يشتغل اشتغل بتاع فجل وجرجير
وقف فى السوق وهو لابس الطربوش وبيقول فجل يا حوش جرجير يا كلاب


مره ابو العربى دخل القسم فالظابط بيحقق معاه قال له



ازاى يا ابو العربى تعمل كده فى الراجل دا انتا كسرت له رجل و قطعت له ايد وجبت له
شرخ فى دماغه رد ابو العربى يا باشا انا كنت ماشى بالعربيه بتاعتى بسرعه و سعادتك عارف عربيتى مش فيها فرامل فا انا قعدت ادى للراجل ده كلاكسات و اقلب له فى نور وهو اللى ما بعدش عن العربيه فدخلت فيه غصب عنى رد الظابط لا لا لا لا انتا كده عندك حق هو اللى غلطان انا ها اساله سال الظابط الراجل قال له انتا ازاى ما بعدش انتا مش عارف ان عربيه ابو العربى مش فيها فرامل رد الراجل والله يا باشا انا معملتش حاجه انا كنت قاعد فى الدكانه


واحد كسلان اتحكم عليه بالإعدام بدفنه في حفره فقالوا له نفسك في أيه قبل الموت
قال نفسي أشرب قالوا له قوم أشرب قال لسه حقوم



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