مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : قمه القهر لدى الشباب
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01-17-2007, 09:18 PM
قمة القهر عند الشباب
اذا قعد في حلاق هندي ويقعد يحلق بين الهنود وهم يحشون فيه
وهو يدري انهم يحشون فيه؟بس مايدري شو يقولون ؟؟
قمة القهـــــر عند الشباب/ قمة القهر عند البنات
قمة القهر عند الشباب
لما يغسل سيارتة ويبخرها
ويوقفها عند باب بيتهم ويجي واحد من عيال الحـاره ويشخطها بسيم من اول السياره الى اخر السياره
بيمووت من القهر لو حتى ذبح الولد مايرتاح
وان كفخه وصفقه قالوا الحمد لله والشكر يحط راسه براس بزر
قمة القهر عند الشباب
لما يشوف برنامج افراح وتهاني وهو توه عزوبي .....................
قمة القهر عند الشباب
لما يطيح من طياره ويطيح له على باص بنات ولايطيح الا في حضن السايق
قمة القهر عند الشباب
لما يكون في تاسع نومه ومدفي في اللحاف
وتوها غافية عينه ويجيه واحد عله ويقومه من النوم ويقوله : انت نايم ؟؟؟؟
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قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا مر يوم ولم تبربر في الهاتف لمدة ساعة كاملة على الأقل .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا لم يوافق أبوها أو زوجها خروجها للتسوق . واذا راحت للسوق ومالقيت احد من الشباب يغازلها
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
عندما تذهب إلى صالون التجميل لتطلب تسريحة "أصالة" أو مكياج "نانسي"
وهي ذات جلحة بعيدة كل البعد عن أصالة وعن نانسي .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
عندما لا تبكي في اليوم مائة مرة لتبين لمن حولها أنها رقيقة و حساسة .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا لم تشاهد في التلفاز فلم مكسيكي أو فلم أطراقات و رفسات . او فلم هندي فيه رقص وبسات وتحضن
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا فازت في مسابقات الجمال فتاة تختلف معها بلون البشرة .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
عندما تذهب لعرس وترى فتاة أجمل منها .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
عندما تلبس صديقتها فستان جديد ، وهي مازالت ببجامتها المعتادة .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا سمعت أن زميلتها "فلانه" أصحت شاعرة أو رسامة أو فنانه .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا زارها أحد على غفله و هي على حقيقتها.. شعر سبارنك وبالبجامه والعفره قايمه
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا وقت عملها يحرمها من مشاهدة برنامج أستار أكاديمي .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا صاحباتها يكذبون كذبه "سوالف" وهي لا تستطيع أن تزيد فيها شوية رتوش .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
إذا رأت جوال صديقتها ينحدر منه "دبدوب" أجمل أو أكبر من الذي في جوالها .
قمة القهر عند الفتاة..
عندما يلاحظن صديقاتها أن الأسبوع أنتهى ولم تشتري شنطة أو حذاء أو شباصة جديدة .
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